We’re going back in!
There were way too many amazing screenshots of self-confident mansplainers of women’s bodies and sexuality to fit in my post on r/NotHowGirlsWork the other day. So I’m doing another one. Like right here, and right now. It’s the very post you are reading at this moment!
Weird coincidence, that. Anyway, let’s see how completely wrong it is possible for human beings to be, in convenient screenshot form.
Only women who are virgins can fully close their legs:
Lesbians don’t get periods because bleeding from your vagina is too girly.
I mean, trans lesbians don’t have periods, but I don’t think that’s what this person is talking about.
When women sit down on the toilet thy never know if they’re going to pee or poop.
Women like to have sex with, er, lobsters?
I’ll bet they only go for the lobsters at the top of the dominance hierarchy, you know how women are.
Actually you don’t because women, far from being inveterate lobster humpers, have no sex drive at all. Because of science.
This next one should win some sort of award. For what, I’m not sure, but wow.
The end. Or is it?
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