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Misogynatomy II: Women have periods because cavewomen didn’t eat meat, angry weirdo claims [UPDATE: He was joking]

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UPDATE: Oops. Turns out this dude’s post was satire, posted to a Facebook group mocking mansplainers.

By David Futrelle

More misogynatomy for your misogynatomy filesI don’t quite know how the British tabloids (The Sun, The Mirror, Metro UK) got to this story before I did but STOP THE PRESSES, there’s a weird angry dude on Facebook who thinks cis women get periods because cavewomen didn’t eat meat. No, really.

I was going to try to summarize his, er, logic here but I honestly can’t, so let’s just let him explain.

First of all periods are disgusting. Why do you feel the need to tell everyone and their mother 'sorry I'm in a bad mood, it's that time of the month'.

What is wrong with you? Your entire job is to be aesthetically pleasing and add femininity. But instead you're slouched over holding your gut whining. Nothing about it is sexy but the mental picture is worse.
Shoving phallic objects up there to 'absorb' your leaking body that's trying desperately to get rid of your toxic blood.

Which is where it comes to it being your fault,"You're not a man which means your maternal ancestors didn't hunt. They were at most gatherers and ate from the land.

Instead of salads and grains and fruits I see you monsters shoving burgers and steaks and chicken in your face. Your body is trying to get rid of all that and so it's bleeding that animal graveyard you call a digestive tract, out.

I  have no sympathy for your exaggerated pain

You got that, vagina-havers? You get periods because WE HUNTED THE MAMMOTH BUT APPARENTLY DIDN’T SHARE ANY WITH YOU.

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